OH GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT SECOND PICTURE AND NOW MY ONLY CHOICE IS TO SELF-IMMOLATE.

Case in point

Only if Barron’s book is “My Dad Vlad”

2a. One of the Duggars— preferably one who comes out and is living his/her best life far away from their unique brand of crazy.

Dear Kanye,

Kids I want to write tell-all books:

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.

I’m so sad man. I’m really really sad about this. I mean where are the folk. Can’t anyone get to him....

They are a distorted mirror, reflecting us back at ourselves.

-1 for lack of username/post synergy

Of course she’s “uncomfortable” around him. Unless she’s a total imbecile she’s well aware of the stiffy he sports for her half-sister, who the hell wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that? She damn well knows if she gets too close to him he’ll start leering and pawing at her too.

Can’t get anyone out who wants to stay.

Yo, we gotta get Kanye out.

How can you look at a child and think “well I’m going to make $250 off of that, fuck what happens to her”? That’s a special kind of evil. All parties involved with the sale, rape and murder of this girl should be in prison for life. And that’s being nice...

Anyone who thinks Silicone Valley can regulate itself needs to see that Backpage.com investigation.

He’s about to get served with the non-disclosure

I’m always uncomfortable with how much Matthew wants to talk about their personal lives in the media, and with Wendy effing Williams, no less, who has done nothing but throw constant shade at Beyonce, who ain’t ever did or said shit about Wendy and her own fucked up life.

You know that’s his youngest daughter, right?,

I never knew why everyone was so surprised, Solange has always had that vibe, that she’s ready to buck on site.

Boy, the authorities are sure going out of their way to give the parents the benefit of the doubt when all signs points to they were doing bad things to those kids and this shit is very, very horrible.