The Bush twins got their fair share of tabloid coverage but I think they even admitted to being wild and kinda looking for it. I am pretty sure Chelsea was so boring that they had to make stuff up.

When I moved into my last apartment, I was in love w/ the complex, it was nice and quiet!! My 17yo niece at the time asked me if it was a “senior living community.”

He probably used a tanning bed because he heard a a tan makes you look thinner. He just looks bloated and red. He probably should have cut out the alcohol for a month to really sell his scam.

Seventeen year olds are especially vicious.

Yes!!! He looks significantly LESS healthy in the after photos! I know that’s no surprise to us that know his snake oil is snake oil, but what I don’t understand is why they thought that photo would be a good selling tool?

What are these before and after pictures about? He just got redder and hairier.

Snappy kids are my favorite. They get my humor and often say what I want to, but can’t. Not mean stuff but they can be blunt in a funny way. Most teachers who really enjoy teaching middle school will enjoy your daughter unless they are the subject of her wrath! That can be rough.

My daughter is heading to middle school next year.

The real journalist (Mr. Hogg) should agree to debate the fake journalist (Jones)..but on CNN.

Nor is his social media account being locked down a violation of his 1st amendment!!!!!!! I’m sad Hogg didn’t point that one out.

Also, explain the first amendment to him.

I think every adult has their “age group”. I teach middle school and you couldn’t pay me enough to teach any grade below 5th. I worked in a second grade and thought I was going to lose my mind. Others may think I am crazy to enjoy teaching 8th grade.

As a middle school teacher, I am very aware of teenagers’ abilities to roast adults with extreme wit. It is awesome seeing these unwitting adults get their asses handed to them. That age group is underestimated by adults.

I loved the story that I heard about their AP government teacher doing a lecture on how to counter the influence of groups like the NRA the day everything happened.

Why do low-information morons like Trump, Jones, et al have an obsession with their social media accounts, numbers? I mean, I enjoy getting likes when I post a picture of my lunch on Instagram, but I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

Someone needs to tell Alex Jones that it’s not defamation to opine on his “journalism” skills, nor is it defamation to call him fat. Sorry, bro. Good try, though.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I must be one of the #olds now because I’ve gone beyond the ‘why do people wear leggings like pants, they’re not pants’ grumping and straight into, ‘They’re comfortable as fuck I’m going to wear them because I don’t care what other people think!’

I must be one of the #olds now because I’ve gone beyond the ‘why do people wear leggings like pants, they’re not…

Of all the horseshit he and this administration have asked me to believe, this takes the cake.

Dude, there is legit a nurses’ aide I work with, who when I can see she’s having a bad day, I sidle her into a supply room and show her this video. She is chipper as hell afterwards.