Thank you!

Or the fact that she called them ‘Bo Derek braids’

Okay there are a lot of konversations we can have about Kim’s look here, but I feel like the biggest issue for me (outside the obvious thirst and appropriation she’s been called out for a million and one times) is that the braids don’t even look good.

Say that. The entire kardashian brothel are facsimiles who are told they are more authentic than the original.

All the good will from the Taylor Swift decimation is gone. But really, this needs to be Kanye’s L. Yall need to make that happen.

That weird pout coupled with those braids make her look like a standard blow up doll who just got back from her first cruise to Jamaica.

If you tell a woman stripping for you and your gross-ass friends to feed her family that she’s a bad mother, you deserve an ass whooping.

Looks like “More Glitter” to me, but no doubt she’d rock a “More Hitler” one for sure. I’m sure you’ve just given one of those racists who hate-read this their next big etsy idea.

Note that the article presents “his side of the story.” This was more than a polite conversation with one insulting remark, guaranteed.

100% Team Stripper.

“Even this dude who managed to take a break from planning his upcoming school shooting “

The only thing whacker than this is Fence Sitting White Twitter.

Like, why tuck your shirt into your jeans that have no belt when 24 hours from now you’re going to be committing mass murder? I hate the world, but I also want to look like my investments really paid off last quarter?

Of course he was...I bet if he was a white girl instead she’d be a ‘confused and manipulated victim.’

My favorite is Lash Paradise by Loreal. I’m blonde so my lashes are basically invisible when I’m not wearing mascara but this stuff is great. Makes my lashes look nice and thick and it’s pretty good about not flaking off.

Anchovies are wonderful, they’re the kind of thing that makes salad worth eating. You can dunk your carrot sticks in your tiny cup of Hidden Valley ranch and maybe when you’re all grown up you can dip your toe in the deep end where all the delicious, complex things are.

The comments on this are going to be good.

Well, ok, I will eat most chicken caesar salad AND chicken caesar wraps. Cardi, you are wiggling into my good graces w your unabashed self.

she’s bilingual and probably spoke spanish first. she was definitely having issues with the english/spanish ways that vowel would sound.