(In Mandarin) The symbol for “Terrible White Girl Thinks This Means Some Deep Shit In Chinese.” Or “Beautiful Force of Nature.”

it’s a British brand of conservatism that has to do more with classim than race.

I have a tattoo on my chest.

Bish, it’s not “Black Twitter” giving her grief anymore than EVERY white person in America voted 45 into the White House.

I saw some of that, but it wasn’t Black Twitter, it was extremely in the minority, weird, racist Black Separatist Twitter. Which probably gets a lot of trump douchebags hard.

I worry that some of black Twitter is troll accounts

When I was that age, Jenna Bush was six years old, but thanks!

I think you meant to say that these videos were the work of “charming and very fake social climbers who kick each other in the gonads in order Tom hand out with Malia so they can stab her in the back.”

I’m thankful that no pictures survive of my godawful prom ensemble, and that nothing I wrote in college exists online.

Ah, yes. “Black Twitter.” The real villains.

I think (I could be wrong) but for me, it’s more about who she chooses to surround herself with? Obviously it’s not fair to paint people with generalizations, but white people gave her family so much shit for 8 years, and it seems like her (mostly white) friends are the ones constantly outing her for doing normal…

It took me three schools and seven years to complete college. Plus I dated an abusive asshole for 5 of them. She has done no wrong.

Anyone who is mad at her for being a kid is either suffering from amnesia about their time as a child or has been so fucking uptight their entire lives that they’re probably going to murder a lot of people shortly.

Now catch THAT.

If all she does at uni is play beer pong and apparently smoke MJ then she’s pretty fucking tame compared to uni standards.

“I did a lot of terrible things as a Terrible Teen, but I protected my friends and they protected me. I’d like to think that wouldn’t have changed whether or not they or I were famous.”

Malia you need better friends and I am available. I am 14 years too old and I live on the other side of the world but happy to do it. I will buy you enough beer for a -*moderate* game of beer pong (cos getting a teen drunk is creepy) and drive you home safely. Then B and M will invite me in and we’ll bake cookies at…

Seriously, why are adults interested in what Malia is doing?

Talk to me when it’s discovered she colluded with the Russian government. Amirite Kush and Donny, Jr.?