People in Australia are never going to do things that well the first time out of the gate. Sorry. Australians don’t have EXCELLENCE and PERFECTIONISM in their nature like Americans or British. As a people we just don’t have the resources, we rely upon faulty half-knowledge, and delusions and lack of touch with…

Beyonce is overrated, surely.

Gross.... Ew... people hooking up... and havin sex. It’s all disgusting. Human intimacy is just vile.

It’s good to make your husband a sandwich when he comes home from a long day of shtupping your neighbour. Marriage is for the gullible. Men and women don’t belong together. Everyone should be gay.

I type fast all the time and I manage to know how things are to be spelt. Also your anger shows that it’s you with the emotional issues. Why don’t I get upset about this topic? But you do? Are you a sensitive person with mental problems? Perhaps you need to speak to someone? Because such a small issue shouldn’t ignite…

What you’re saying is that MALE is the “normal human” in the teenage mind of a game maker, and female bodies are “special human” bodies, they are a luxury. If you don’t have much money, you just make “normal body” which is MALE, and forget about the females?

What you’re saying is that MALE is the “normal human” in the teenage mind of a game maker, and female bodies are “special human” bodies, they are a luxury. If you don’t have much money, you just make “normal body” which is MALE, and forget about the females. This is the problem. And your excuses don’t make this…

This takes True Grit

You’re not weird. You just think you are.

What I’ve learned from Jezebel: Never fall into the trap of having children or an opposite-sex spouse. It only brings pain and suffering and boredom and unfulfillment.

You care about things that don’t matter. And why would anyone know what a Doug DeMuro is?

“They really should let men have a go once in a while. C’monnnn ladiessss don’t you want your video to look GOOD>>???” blerg

Ew. As an asexual person I’m constantly grossed out by all the people rutting everywhere all over the place. What is wrong with everyone? You’re all gross and disgusting. Screwing and cheating and banging everyone. The world is infested

The position of nipples : my brain knows where they’re supposed to be, and my eye is twitching involuntarily.

No, he’s none of those things. She was humouring him. He’s a loser.

And you’re not good looking now. You’re cheating, and you’re not fooling anyone. You’re the fug with stuff tacked onto you, like a Frankenstein. You can inflate, and tuck, but you cheated. Your genes still suck.

OK, but it’s still cheating. I won’t even go to the gym. If I’m meant to have a six-pack then I’d be born with one. People should just ACCEPT me for how I am. I’ve accepted myself. I’m not changing a thing. I’ll die with the satisfaction that I went through life not getting tats, plastic surgery, or wasting mega-hours…

“I HAVEN’T READ THE ARTICLE BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I VISIT JEZEBEL REGULARLY AND ENJOY TRACY MOORE’S ARTICLES, THE HEADLINE HAS PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I’M AN EASILY-OUTRAGED MILLENNIAL WHOSE APPROVAL CAN **TURN ON A FUCKING DIME!!!!!!!!****** I HHATE YOUUUSU OSFHLISAFOYT9ARYLKQ2Y9RNY9”

More proof that teens are selfish, over-dramatic morons who have no sense of perspective whatsoever

All the things you think are cool on the internet took some nerd ridiculous hours in the middle of the night. And then people open their phones, go on Facebook, have a giggle, and scroll to the next thing.