Oh dude... Flash? OK well it took me 4 goes, but I eventually taught myself Flash about 15 years ago, and eventually was able to do stuff like the above, using the vector tools, and keyframes, etc. But to answer your question: Yeah, learning flash in 2013 is a complete waste of money. And if you wanna make cartoons…

You live in 2015, it’s the future. This is not ... anytime in the last millions of years of earth’s evolution. It’s a post-modern future where we have devices in our pockets and self-driving cars. Animals are pushed out of their natural habitats because of our exploding population and use of resources. Yes it’s bad.…

I would have no trouble believing that every dictator in the history of humanity had a rape room. No trouble whatsoever. I would believe that every pyramid and the Taj Mahal are all giant rape palaces. Men are the worst. Men in power are absolutely catastrophes for humanity.

People like you get cancer and die this year.

You’re a hateful little squirm, aren’t you

So instead of being a museum focused on women, it’s a museum about how Jack the Ripper’s victims were ‘asking for it’? Got it.

It’s called the Fappening, and you’re gross

I don’t think Taylor knows what a sick beat is, because none of her music is known for its sick beats. Skrillex makes sick beats. Taylor makes terminally ill beats.

You know how newsreaders have that stack of papers to shuffle on their newsreader desk? They totally don’t need or read anything from those papers. It’s just for show.

To my nanna this says “Slov”

Maybe you’re being funny, but why would they all have rapper’s names on them but then have “Shady” as a description of someone’s character? And “shade”? You talk about that like a true white person. So yes, “Shady” refers to Eminem.

All I learned from this is that Linda Tripp loves fairytales

Rolling Stone, though? Pfft, this 2015 world where nothing means anything anymore.......

That is a photographically excellent picture. In about a dozen ways. Thanks for sharing!

Liberal douche bro. Thanks for your import. Jezebel is fine, however. And nothing you say has any effect and will be completely disregarded because you are douchey and wrong.

No, he’s a liberal douche bro. All your achievements are automaticaly subsumed by him as “ours” and “we”. And since that’s the case “here’s everything you’re doing wrong on your cute little website here......”

Women are exempt?

Actually this sounds more like a man, trying to tell women what to write on their website, and using “we” like it’s your achievement.

Terrible human beings, all. These are the kinds of people who gain power. By being terrible.

I think this must be an Americanism. Like not paying your servers enough and that’s just normal. Or everyone being issued with a gun at birth, and that’s just normal.

Here (wherever I am, we’re known for tooting how great we are) we would never call something “dolphin”, a real mammal in the ocean, when it was really…