Quit dumbing the world down for people who are used to the world being dumbed down for them. You’re part of the problem.

You’re arguing with people who are VERY GOOD at explaining why other people are morons. And they’re giving you so much rope right now.

You are wackier than the girl in the story. By far.

Thanks for wringing out everything funny with this post and leaving it a dry, un-funny re-telling of a non-event.

So there are other kinds of cheese other than d**k cheese? Wow, you learn something new every day...

Because that makes no friggen sense.

It’s you..! YOU think that.....!!!! Pinkham’s Law everyone!! Ding ding ding

Khloe: Both pictures are shopped. Anyone who works on Photoshop every day (ie: not you, but yes me) can see with their two eyeballs and their brain-machine that your photographs are touched in many places, and — tellingly — touched in slightly different ways from photo to photo.

Khloe Kardashian you are a liar. And…

What is Kim Kardashian to Jezebel? What could Jezebel be without Kim Kardashian? Is Kim Kardashian a load-bearing aspect of Jezebel? Are Jezebel writers lazy, easily impressed, or do they just have terrible, cheap, anti-intellectual pop culture taste? I’d love to know.

Stop tethering yourself to people. Stop making commitments you can’t ever hope to stick to. No two people will ever fit perfectly together, and you’re basically putting blinkers on your life’s potential happiness. You will see more, do more, and be a stronger person if you stay single and unpartnered. These are facts.…

I starred your comment no problem

I’ve been a stoner for about ... who knows how long... can’t remember. Bongs, joints, pipes, whatever. I have never, NEVER, NEVER come even CLOSE to having had too much marijuana.

Edibles are the most unpredictable kind of marijuana consumption, and the method that has the most capacity for over-consumption, because…

And this is why I have a standing #noromo rule with everyone on the planet now, at the age of 32. I can’t stand any of that intimacy stuff anymore. Your love makes me want to vomit.

This is racist. Her boyfriend clearly looks like Eddie Murphy.

Sounds like it good be a coin-toss between DaVinci Code and The Secret

She’s definitely channelling wherever Britney was headed at the time.

That’s the point. He’s admitting that these are AWESOME movies. But people want to hear his “take” on them, because “no movie is without sin”. So he gives them the CinemaSins treatment, does things like take off “sins” for good bits, and just generally makes up “sins” sometimes when a movie is ESPECIALLY beloved and…

Of course there’s always going to be conflict between Gawker and Jezebel.

Gawker is the site that gives no fucks.

Jezebel is the site that lives on giving ALL the fucks— so many fucks, all day long, with the fucks given about every little fucking thing.

Jezebel’s whole brand is giving fucks, and Gawker’s is giving no…

Jezebel sure is an awful mess without Ad-Blocker turned on. I forget sometimes that the internet is really, really distracting and ugly for the average user, even the sites that I enjoy.

You’re a worthless human being.