Comment-reading fail

You fail at reading comprehension

Doesnt wanna hang with you. Sorry.

As a guy who knows what’s going on behind all this: we don’t really wanna hang with you. If we really wanted to, we would hook that shit up. “Hey” is when we like your attention but the idea of going to your house, making conversation, and humping you is just... ehhhhh.

Seriously, if a dude isn’t making firm plans with…

Game of Thrones is for morally bereft rubes who come back week after week to see how pleasant setups are paid off with brutality. The mentality of people who enjoy this show is hollow and cold and cynical. They are not people I enjoy spending time with. Game of Thrones is a gullibility and cynicism test. If you like…

I haven’t seen any evidence of her parents sucking. I think you’re projecting. Or you fail at reading comprehension. Her parents sound great. How many African kids have YOU adopted, judgey?

Her parents didn’t out her. She outed herself.

She has it coming. Her parents are giving her the just desserts. What— you think it’s OK to go around frauding everyone?

So... you believe the lady who lies about being black?

Sounds like he WAS a Nice Guy... and if you treat him badly too many times he might turn into No More Mr Nice Guy and show you the error of your Friend-zoning ways.

What I’m getting is that marriage i one of the most needlessly stressful days of a person’s life, and is filled with sadness, disappointment, or at least leads to sadness and disappointment.

Marriage is about the most unsexy and least interesting thing a person can do. I have no idea what is wrong with you all.

Society…

Ew. Married sex. That doesn’t sound sexy at all. Even the sound of the word “nuptials” makes my body shiver.

Ahhh yeh our culture brainwashes us into thinking that eating a slice of a particular food on a particular day is important. Then you take a breather, go outside and look at the sky and the stars, and remember that eating cake on a special day is really not a problem at all.

My ex got a giant-ass Heath Ledger in Riddler make-up on her shoulder, on a whim, because the artist was giving discounts that day. Then she had to explain it to her very frightened nieces and nephews who have never seen The Dark Knight and have no idea why auntie would get something scary like that on her body. Also,…

*Guy or girl

Maybe seek some meetings you can attend, instead? They’re free, and they might have a better chance at filling that void deep down inside you, rather than using wine

I drink cheap wine because I know that alcohol tricks brains into thinking they enjoy the experience of drinking wine, when really it’s just a way to justify the intake of ethanol and feel grown-up.

I wouldn’t be your friend, and I’m glad people like you cluster together— it helps the rest of us sort out the…

Pro-lifers are ironically garbage human beings

You’re an idiot of unimaginable magnitude.

I wanted to be asexual for a while, and then my future 80-year-old me told me “You’ll probably regret not rolling around naked with young bodies while you’re still young, so get over your hang-ups and just learn to get intimate with others already, no matter what persuasion they are.”

So for me, it’s a matter of…