I’m better than all of you, and it feels great

Gypsies and lepers still exist. Gypsies are still gypsies, are called such, and self-identify as such.

And lepers... well, leprosy exists. She could have been taking photos of schyzophrenics... but she didn’t she chose lepers.

What is it that bothers you?

What happened to the bull? See those spikes hanging out of his back? The bullfighter did that to him. That bull was due to die shortly. If I was that bull I would do the same.

Truly I wish pain, suffering, cancer and death on bullfighters. I want to see a new sport where former bullfighters are brought out of…

What part of being a feminist makes you see everyone’s noses as clown noses?

I’ve never been in relationships very long with tight-bodied young ladies. I’ve always felt the most comfortable and attracted to people with bodies like mine. Average, sexy, human. The sexual equivalent of the paleo diet, not affected by modern standards but just a regular human body. I can’t make a relationship with…

I would do anything for and with Anna Chlumsky. I know that anyone I end up with is not my true soulmate because it is already Anna Chlumsky. I love her so much I’m happy she’s not with me, and that she’s having a great life. She’s just the best. *sigh*

I’m old enough to almost be having kids, and young enough to remember being one, and still have young siblings. Honestly, I’m gunna love my kids to death... and they can do whatever they like. Seriously, if I do my job of loving them right there’s no choice they could make that would be the End of the World. I’ll…

They only compliment the food. They don’t overwhelm. You’re wrong. They’re not gross. The inside of you is way grosser than the inside of a tomato. Sounds like you might be mentally disabled.

Yeah I’ll eat a tomato like a hand-fruit any day. I crave them when I’m sick with cold or flu. You’re the weird one.

Steaks should ALWAYS be well done. You guys don’t know how to eat steak... You know who wants to taste the blood and hear the moo-ing? Savages and cretins.

He’s as gross and perverted as that panty-sniffer Woody Allen. No-one would ever admit to being a fan of Woody Allen or give Allen money for making a movie, and no-one should with David O Russell, either.