*Whispers* Me too.

It just seems so...tacky to me...that French flag overlay on Facebook. It makes me really uneasy for some reason.

God, this.

Purple, Greenboy, and Hedy Lamarr.

I would like to know where this special puppy-oriented six-inch-deep swimming pool is located. A few cats of my acquaintance might find this of interest.

They probably aren’t, but Ms. Idusuyi is doing a great job contrasting herself - even with this small bit of politeness on her part - from these people & the whole spectacle of Trump.

Bang-up because our brains literally feel like they’ve been jouncing around in the back of a car barreling down a road that is nothing but potholes and scattered roadkill right

It’s from poverbs.

I don’t know, I kind of like that they used the term “children.” Because that’s what they are. I feel like calling them “desirable teens” or “desirable young adults” would have made it seem like less of a problem.

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Am I...am I supposed to think Seth Rogan is cool?

Ugh, Seth Rogan: Laughs at his own jokes harder than his audience does. Every. Time.

His I-like-drugs shtick is getting old.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

Probably way too soon to tell, but good longitudinal study fodder. I’m gonna say it’s a combo of: air show crashes, NASCAR carcinogens, sausages, Snausages, Natty Light, cat scratch fever, Hotel California, HPV, SIDS, BLM, DMV, BMX and RBG.

Venn Diagram of Sandra Bullock Fans and Bolivian-Political-Documentary-Based-Movie Fans may not have a ton of overlap. Who knew?