Cher.

You know what the worst part is? I’m not even allowed to just accept that men think I’m gross and redirect my time and energy into more useful and enjoyable pursuits. One asshole friend even quoted Churchill at me: “never, ever, ever give up.” Bitch, I’m trying to get nookie, not defend the free world.

Former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee, a mild-mannered gecko whom I long to take home and place in a well-lit terrarium environment....

This is me. I can't dance. I try, I practice while washing dishes. Trying to work my way up to Dirty Dancing. I copy dance moves I see on tv and the youtubes. I just can't do it, I look like I am having seizures. In my head, I'm tearing it up, but I know in reality I dance like absolute dog shit, so I don't judge…

I fully agree. I have 2 friends who are EMS & they are such selfless people. Society doesn't pay them nearly enough for the horrible things they have seen. This is a good reminder to text them and just tell them they are awesome.

You wouldn’t believe how dedicated most EMTs and paramedics are. During 9/11, our local EMS chief had to confiscate the keys to the ambulances because the crew wanted to drive the 4 hours to NYC to help out.

It’s amazing how you keep moving those goal posts. First Bee shouldn’t be included because she isn’t a household name. Then, when you are reminded that multiple people in the picture aren’t household names, it turns that being a household name isn’t actually important. What REALLY matters is how much money they’ve…

This needed bold reiteration. Don’t mind me.

Well, he’s just saying out loud what so many men won’t admit out loud.

Surely that is a product of a rational decision based on superior male intellect and cold, hard reasoning.

Yeah, I have to fight the urge to slap some oxygen on her and start CPR.

The lipstick makes her look cyanotic.

Tacking the word “white” in front of any generalizing rant about women doesn’t make you not a misogynist bigot.

You need to get your colleagues behind this line of attack, Senator:

They can be boring at any age. Infants are SUPER boring, when they’re not trying to tear your boobs off with their teeth. And while nine year olds can be more interesting to talk to than, say, a three year old, there’s still a limit to how much attention you can give them without some part of your brain rebelling (no,…

I agree, but I don’t think he is the loudest voice. The loudest voice was Amber Rose. Matt is just doing what we ask all allies to do. It seems like Jezebels need to spend sometime being an activist ally to understand that Matt is doing everything right. We need more feminist men like him.

Yeah I’d much rather hear from him about how evil feminists are ruining this country for everyone else... Oh wait I already read those comments from 90% of the men I know. That just comes off as mean to me because damned if they support you and damned if they don’t. Why are we judging others for supporting something…

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

Puke.

I’ve been going off about this all night. Here are some choice screenshots featuring the founder’s words (from twitter, their handle is @peepleforpeople / JAC & NIC) during what could only be described as a complete social media meltdown: