I’d be willing to pay a hacker to bust into every phone belonging to an offspring of the idiots who voted “yes” on this bill...and put the sexting pics on blast. “Hey, Congresspeople....YOUR son’s going to prison!!! And YOUR son’s going to prison! YOUR daughter’s going to prison! EVERYBODY’S KIDS ARE GOING TO…

You’d think Russia, at least, would say, “Please don’t give us back the compounds now, you’ll reveal the whole game!”.

Comey needs to scorch the earth. It’s fucking sad that this guy might be our best bet to get Trump removed, but this is where we are.

Upper-class twit of the year, Nigel Incubator Jones (née Farage), is a “person of interest” in the FBI’s Russia investigation. [The Guardian]

I hope your coworker literally goes blind from masturbating. I don’t even give a fuck anymore.

No! YOU move on! All you libtards! Accept it! You lost! That election! That we won! Or won*! We won it... hey don’t you walk away from me... not until you admit that we won... look... Trump is president! He won! Nobody thought he could win and he won! Hey! HEY! Admit it that you just can accept it and get over it! Let…

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

So, does the withdrawal from the Paris Accords mark the moment when the US more-or-less officially gave up the role and title of ‘leader of the free world?’ Asking for a friend humanity itself.

Considering they’re looking like giving the Russians back those compounds in Maryland and New York despite the terrible optics I’d say it’s odds on they’ll try and block Comey’s testimony. Like they even give any sort of shit anymore.

Thank goodness. I read it and a hillbilly voice in my head also whispered “taters” for some reason.

Skeeters have always been bad at La Guardia

I literally no nothing. I am the Jon Snow of shade.

And he looks damn good in them.

Spicer is getting real close to rock bottom. I mean, a conspiracy over a typo? Just laugh it off, make a few jokes. The press will forget you’re a weasel for a few minutes if you’re funny.

My friend, who is not a 45 supporter AT ALL (she was in the tank for Hillary from day one), said “I feel bad that the youngest kid had to see that,” and I replied “The Obama girls saw their father lynched in effigy for eight years.” She was like “ ... people are garbage.”

He could have gone out on top with a hilarious “I think the President’s tweets speak for themselves.” But that would have shown a sense of humor and self awareness that neither Spicer nor anyone in his administration possesses.

At the very least it must be possible to find twenty white guys who know that they should probably delete all their racist, homophobic, Islamaphobic, etc. shit online before joining the cast of a very popular television show.

OMFG His Haircut. It’s the male equivalent of this

Setting The Record Straight: IRISH: THE FORGOTTEN WHITE SLAVES

How much vetting did they really need to do, though? Isn’t that like, the new standard issue white supremacist douche haircut?