Alright, ardent “pro-lifers” where are your signs and your bullhorns? Where will you be marching up and down and shouting about precious babies that need protection?

His stellar résumé is enough to land him a job as Surgeon General in the new administration.

Is beautiful really the only compliment he knows?

Genius? No, it doesn’t take a goddamn genius to devise a crude bomb and detonate it in a stadium full of concertgoers, blowing yourself up in the process. Don’t give them so much credit — a lot of these attackers are pretty lost humans who have become radicalized for a variety of reasons, some of which may be related…

Hey he probably wanted to date one of those children in 10 years.

As does my cat. He’s a cat.

That was my reaction too. What an embarrassment he is.

George W. Bush’s reputation is the only thing benefiting from this mess of a presidency.

None of these people will ever see the inside of a jail cell. There’s only one crime that puts rich white guys in jail: costing other rich white guys lots of money.

My 13 year old niece has a bigger vocabulary in English (she’s Dutch).

“Axis of evil” looks like the Gettysburg Address by comparison.

I was in grade 11 during the Sept 11th attacks. Even then I thought the phrase “axis of evil” was childish and manipulative. I pine for that eloquency in the wake of “evil losers”.

I could just see FDR doing this.

Wouldn’t want Bannon, Spicer, or any one of those losers taking credit for something that Trump is so eager for!

Narcissists lack any ability to actually empathize. It’s stunning how useless this POS is in every fucking situation.

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

He forgot:

They’re just virgins who can’t drive. Real nobodies.

Way to show those 12 year old girls who’s boss. Monsters.