You know shit’s bad if the Canadians are livid.

Like I’ve been saying, club baby seals.

A divemaster I know who works off of Vancouver Island once told me how he was swimming with a sea lion who was interested in playing with him.

“like a doll’s eyes”

Clearly she was asking to be grabbed, wearing such a short dress like that.

Learned my how to argue in your marriage is key. Avoiding or nuclear war are not sustainable options.

“Old Testament Cotton Ball”

I kind of think people can change if they want to. If I hadn’t changed, I’d probably be on the road to divorce. I realized last year that my anxiety was slowly eroding my relationship, so I’ve spent this past year working on me. My husband similarly realized that I was never going to be anxiety-free, so he’s been…

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

Communication - THIS. SO MUCH THIS. We’ve been married 31 years now, and most of our (infrequent) arguments were resolved when we figured out what each of us was trying to get across to the other.

Some more felt play food for my daughter. Burger buns are waiting on cardboard that I stupidly recycled days before I got the itch to start up again.

Or a tactic that some co-workers and I pulled on a particularly despotic and paranoid boss - we moved things around his office every so slightly during his week off. Put his stapler in the left drawer instead of the right. Switched positions of his family and “charity golf foursomes” around on his bookcase. Moved a…

Oh sweet merciful crap I would pay good money to watch a shoe bounce off this guy’s forehead.

And give him a deal on building a hotel in your country. That works too.

Donald Trump and his family are living proof that money doesn’t buy taste. Or class.

Fucking found it, thank you DKOS!

Time to bring in TSA advice to ban anyone with orange skin.

Jared has always had that “staring into the abyss” vibe about him. He seems to always be nanoseconds away from a stress-induced panic attack.

Quick… Change the locks!

You think we have time to pack up everything and move while they’re gone?