Are you familiar with the character of Wonder Woman? Nothing Gadot said is exactly shocking or any kind of departure from the comics.

I hope he had to trash them like I had to trash my tiny keychain wrench... Fuck that was a sweet tiny wrench...

“I’m not Muslim, 9/11, this wasn’t supposed to apply to me, 9/11, go hassle that brown person over there, 9/11, give’m the old stop and frisk, 9/11"

Maybe you just aren’t creative enough!

Do not downplay the horror that was eyebrow styling of the early 1990s! #neverforget

You joke, but I guarantee that he would have blamed Obama had he been in office when this occurred.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

“The White House believes this is going to be great for women in the US.”

These people make me really really wish I believed in Hell. It sucks that they will never know how wrong they were.

I had to play the PENNYWHISTLE SOLO. And no, my classmates have never let me live down the shame.

WELL I DO NOW!

10th grade choir, in front of the entire student body. Twice.

No Rich, thank you for sharing those amazing Celine Dion quotes. She is such a lunatic and I love her.

Can everyone just interview her more?

I unapologetically love her.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

See, I’m totally down with hate-watching, but KUWTK is SO boring, and they are just so shallow and clueless it’s not even entertaining. Like you’d think after all this time one of them would have accidentally developed some substance or a personality at the very least.