Omg, you’re the same cynical bitch as me. Congratulations.

Pass. This doesn’t need to be a movie.

This was a really sweet story but I just don’t get why we need a movie of it.

This just seems so.... creepy and weird and voyeuristic.

My wife and I had JujyJr when we were both over 35. Financially it was helpful, but it was more draining physically as compared to parents we know who are 5-10 years younger than us.

Yeah...im tired of all this winning now. Id like to just go back to “losing” with the black guy now. Please. Please. Just no more of this winning.

Quite frankly, I’ve wanted the Dems to do this more often just to put the GOP on record.

Ever see them in the same place at the same time? Both orange. Both fixated on food (be it lasagna or the most wonderful chocolate cake you’ve ever seen), extremely moody, hate exercise and Mondays, often found standing in or near sand (the litter box or golf course variety) ...

I thought you meant the cat at first.

We’re on Trump Time now. Every fucking day feels like six.

Their reaction.

Plus Kislyak, who seems to be the handler for all Trump people. Seems pretty obvious now that if Kislyak is in proximity, shady shit is going down.

They look like a set of burnt sienna crayons.

What else is there?

Wait, for real? Joe Fiennes, who played Jackson in the other biopic, starred in the original Shakespeare. Does this impersonator have actual acting chops and why is he stalking Fiennes like Eve Harrington?

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

Is this finally it??? Can this please be the beginning of the end? I’m totally dying for the day the universe rights itself and this orange fuckhead gets the boot. Then I go the closest bar I can find, drop $20 in the jukebox, play “FDT” on repeat, and proceed to get sloshed in the name of sweet, sweet liberty.

I also hate buying clothes online, because I’ve got fairly big honkers and a generally lumpy body.