Goddamn I miss Michelle Obama.

I know Barack is constrained by the tradition that former presidents don’t talk sh*t about how the current president is doing....

Michelle bringing the heat!

“But think about why someone is okay with your kids eating crap...”

women are making this nation worth saving

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

Well, that was the last straw. Goodbye, cruel world.

Wow, these conservative family values types ALWAYS seem to get caught diddling kiddies and raping women, and then claiming it’s all a political conspiracy against them!

Donald Trump. The freaking president. Let that sink in.

nah, if it was a dead woman they’d just find a way to make it her fault. dead man in his bed, maybe.

On the list of evil shit you can get into I think human trafficking must be somewhere close to the top.

Mr. Trump again said to Mr. Comey that he needed his loyalty.

“...it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium ...”

Here’s a super basic primer!

I can’t imagine the letter he sends to the people who design his oversized suits and hats.

Does anyone besides me find it incredibly hypocritical that Donald Trump, of all people, would accuse someone of being a “showboat” and a “grandstander”? Like, asshole, that’s been your whole shtick for 40 years.

When comparing this to Watergate, I’m struck by several things.