Because it’s more artificial.

Trump gets two cups of shut the hell up, everyone else in the White House gets one.

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

It takes a lot to drop my jaw these days, but this sure did it. Wtf???!!!??

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

How does something like this happen more than once without law enforcement being summoned? This wasn’t a fraternity, a military academy, or Quantico. This was somehow understood to be part of the (government) job description? I’m not blaming the victims. I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that someone wouldn’t…

Perfect gif is perfect

Reporters being arrested for asking questions: just a reminder that this is not normal and this is not right.

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?

Wait.. did Trump just call someone out for not being in Vietnam?

Duh, we’ve all watched spongebob. 🙄

Did you know scallops can swim??

Get in line behind the AIDS patients in Indiana. #neverforget

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

It should look like this.

Ah GWB...the ghost of dumpster fires past. It was a simpler time then.

I know in my heart that when the heat gets to be too much, he’ll pardon himself and resign but still, I like to fantasize about a massive treason trial, something on the order of The Nuremberg Trials, where Trump and his girlfriend’s husband Jared, are marched out in chains to face a very long trial, at the end of…

Look up the falafel tape. The recordings have been leaked.