Solid gold.

Me!! Me!!

Well put.

“...just how passionate he is about Tom Brady.”

Agree 100%. Kid was 17 when it happened.

A former co-worker of mine grew up with a kid who was shot to death by his own father under those exact circumstances.

I was wondering the exact same thing. I’m 34, and the whole belt thing was already outdated when I read it in 5th grade.

Dig the nail color. I'm looking for a nude-ish one that is slightly noticeable myself, and I think you nailed it.

The fact that your first hypothetical requirement is proper grammar makes me instantly adore you.

I ❤️ you.

Same.

While I thank you for laying this out, holy shit, I feel so sick that we need laws that specify (and put a legal name to) the intensity of this kind of graphic crime against another person. And that it’s frequent enough that said law is warranted.

Oh, no, no, no. If you didn't know, the bird’s doctor wrote a letter, and proclaimed he was the finest avian specimen the doc had ever seen. Perfect health. The best.

Ugh! Wishing you a speedy recovery. I’ve had a couple of black eyes as a result of doing stupid things (though they were the result of alcohol and not fancy shoes). When someone in the grocery store or lunch joint stares or asks, just say, “You shoulda seen the other guy.”

And that’s suddenly when those same assholes suddenly care about Federal laws.

There aren’t a whole lot of circumstances where people say, “I’d rather be dead,” and mean it.

And regardless, we did not want a child. I don’t need to make excuses. And 14 years later, we have absolutely no regrets. It’s the complete opposite. We are grateful and loving aunts and uncles.

FUCK THIS.

I know where you’re coming from.

Don’t. Please.