I really, really like this guy.

“Even when they ask, they’re really not asking.”

HAHAHA, I’m making it a reality in a few hours. I suggest you do too.

THANK YOU.

For real. What an asshole!

I feel awful laughing, but goddamned if you’re not right on the money.

What the even...

HAHA, I’m Irish and have never heard that word in my life. And I kind of like it.

NONONONONONO

Add cancer, and you could be my twin.

You nailed it. Came to say the same.

My sister, cousin and I all used to bite our nails, so my aunt bought some crazy pepper polish that was supposed to discourage us from biting them (this was when we were all 8-10, so about 25 years ago). But none of us dislike hot food, and we ate it off out of spite.

Soooo they’re demanding that abortion clinics be nearly as fully functional as hospitals, and yet they’re some sort of danger near an elementary school?

“Compartmentalized” is right.

This x1000.

THIS THIS THIS

1) Congratulations; two years is fantastic. Holy shite. Really fantastic!! I don’t know you personally, but I’m only a few months sober, and I recognize what a huge accomplishment that is. GO YOU!!!!! I aspire to be where you are in two years. Congratulations.

They spared no expense.

My hair sucks, so I know my torrid affair with Jay is still pretty much under wraps.

Nah, that's how I took it. All good.