HAHAHAHA!

One of the best villains ever on the show.

THIS a million times over.

Also, it’s her 21st BIRTHDAY.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to MARRY EFFING EUGENE VICTOR TOOMS!

You just made my day. No one ever remembers that!

Sorry that I’m on a bad-mouthed tear today, but fuck this shit.

Totally don’t get how anyone other than Fleming is considered a “Bond author,” even if said person writes a book where Bond is a character.

What in the everloving...

This has to be one of the best BCOs ever.

That film title.

A LOT. I’m 33, and I live in CT. Would guess 20ish?

Holy shit.

At my grandmother’s wake, the priest tried to talk my little brother (he was 15 at the time) into becoming a priest.

We shall scrimp and save...

Incidents like this make me question whether or not I’m clinically depressed, or just that the world is horrible. Because this is absolutely horrible.

Six years ain’t no thing. And screw what other people think. Not always easy, but sometimes it's worth it. You only live twice. ;)

Exactly! Even a freaking shower can be a problem. I can’t wrap my head around diving 233 feet down.

My ears start blowing out at ten freaking feet. How do people come close to what she did?

Ohhhh, yeah. Mine are constantly erect, whether normal/aroused/hot/cold. They’re like pencil erasers. Social events always require a padded bra or a very ruffly shirt.