The first pair of earrings I ever bought were hoops, because I wanted to look like Uhura.

I will still consume it at dangerous levels.

I may have developed a certain level of resistance (possibly, maybe, okay ate it out of a spoon as a kid) but when my time’s up, I can’t think of a better way to go.

And I thought it was terrifying to think about Santa watching me pee when I was five.

Mister Marbles??

Raw steak. No question.

We don’t have a rainbow flag on hand, but I have a rainbow umbrella, so we attached it to the front porch to stand in all its glory. It looks almost as happy as I do today. 😄

That's what she said.

My husband and partner of 14 years nearly left me over it, and I can't say I could blame him if he had. It's awful on all sides.

Ugh. Sorry to hear. :( Hope you’re having a friendsday Wednesday!

No harm intended, no foul!

1) Congrats!

I think she’s a total jerk for what she did, but it kind of sucks to see people using “alcoholic” as an insult. It’s a fucking horrible disease, and already has enough stigma surrounding it.

Also, decades later, I can still play the themes to JP, JAWS and 1941 on my flute. That has to count for something.

Would I fuck to the JP theme?

It'd be the smell you leave in the bathroom after ingesting liquid cocaine.

Someone I considered to be a close friend from elementary through high school would pull this shit all time (I didn’t realize how toxic it was initially, but I definitely don’t speak to her now, and haven’t for over a decade). Remember that bastion of ‘90s fashion, the Weathervane? And remember when it was all the…

Maybe not a life or death difference in a tumor’s growth, but several days can certainly change the time frame regarding when a (possibly) necessary surgery can be scheduled.

For real. I saw a raccoon (BIG GUY) digging in our trash cans last week, and it scared the hell outta me. I usually go out in a robe in the dark (so neighbors can’t see said robe), but now I have the floodlights on and a flashlight in hand when I take out the garbage. Raccoon was probably 25ish pounds (like I said,…

You are 150% right on all those points.