Uhhh, I have that haircut. Not her values, but same hair.

This is a really difficult topic to address.

She's a child. This is inhumane.

Dammit, why are you always so freaking funny??

Thanks for this incredible (and kinda tragic) account.

We've got this. Happy new year.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Congratulations on the almost-year mark! I'm an alcoholic as well, and didn't have my first drink until I was 20. Completely agree with you regarding the when/why/how aspects of alcohol.

Your posts are usually so awesome that mini-JYIS has nothing to worry about.

I am simultaneously amazed and disappointed every week by how few women of color I see on magazine covers when I'm in the checkout line. Or featured in commercials. Or online ads.

Good for you.

Sorry, Jez, didn't realize he was such a douchebag. Shouldn't have responded.

Within a couple of posts, you fly off the handle, refuse to legitimately address my points, and attack my physical appearance. Even though you have no idea what I look like.

Also, thanks for validating the entire point of this post.

Says the person who started with the insults before anyone even responded.

I was going to take issue with you being a teenager who uses "you" to talk about 50% of the population, but decided I'm better off letting you learn to handle your liquor and sleep it off.

No, you asked someone to explain why "dick" was more socially acceptable than "cunt."

Please point out where I have EVER used "dick" to demean someone.

The word "dick" was used to describe an unlikeable person for hundreds of years before it became a slang for "penis."

It makes a decent Internets handle, too, IMO. :)