OMFG, and THEN I order the oysters.

Can they also refuse to serve me if I come in wearing my fave polyester tee?

Uhhhh, I'm white too. And this has never been an issue for me.

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!?!?

Hear, hear. No love lost for Gwyneth's general obnoxiousness, but seriously, it comes back to a woman's weight AGAIN??

Weird, but my one celebrity wet dream (years ago) involved Peyton. And Matthew Fox.

You REALLY just went there?

Sooo you just eat beef chow mein and pina coladas?

TRUE STORY: Mr. Leiter (weirdly and perfectly appropriate for this story) has a childhood friend who works in Hollywood (Ooh! Ahh!). We are a little bit Bond crazy...like, our guest room is James Bond-themed. Friend ran into Daniel Craig on a set a few weeks before my husband's 40th birthday. We have a copy of "Casino…

Hell, I'm pretty sure my husband would say it as well.

I've done my fair share of smoking and edibles, but if I started feeling the effects of a pot brownie without knowing what it was, I would freak out. Like a whole lot of things, it only feels good when it's done with your knowledge and consent.

At 14 weeks, she probably knew she was pregnant.

(Yes, I realize this is a re-post. Apparently Jez gets mad when you type swear words now, and your post will not actually be posted. And I'm being super-clean here, so there may be some ridiculous asterisks and such. Here's my Swiffer...)

Really?? There's a chance something is available that potentially CUTS BREAST CANCER RATES IN HALF, and you're pissed because it wasn't the "correct" cancer?

Sooo...Photoshop.

Amen. I'm childless, in no small part because I'm terrified of not being able to handle the thought of something horrible happening to someone I love so intensely. If this verdict was handed down, and the victim was my brother or cousin (and I love them dearly, but still can't compare to losing a child), I would be…

Um. No.

Fuck off.

It's like the chart on my pantyhose!

This is so awful. But I couldn't help laughing.