Or, Taco Cabana

This answers SO many questions about my ex

Ryan Hansen plays him in the made-for-TV true crime movie produced by Lifetime.

This isn't a big party hard story or anything, but it was deeply uncomfortable.

His audiobooks are amazing! He read Roger Ebert's memoir, Life Itself, Unbroken, and Isaac's Storm, among others.

She was lovely. We spoke for a few minutes and I found her to be very warm and sweet.

As much as I love Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan

I hope she gets into a fight with the Queen and wrestles her into the pool.....

I feel like suing Dolly Parton gets you horribly bad karma.

It's not cheating. Neither is flirting. Or hanging out.

Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.

Yup. Having an account at Ashley Madison isn't conclusive prove that your partner is cheating either, but it's pretty fucking close.

Nah. If my man had a Tinder account, I'd curb his ass. Sure, it could be that he's not planning on cheating, but most people don't wake up one day and say, "I'm going out to make it happen tonight" or whatever. It's a slow burn, most of the time. And while there are a lot of people who are okay with ONS, many aren't.…

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

I do not mind my boyfriend looking, or even sometimes engaging in nice tasteful polite flirting. This happens when you are out in public, engaging with others. But to download an app to your phone built for the specific purpose of looking at others while we are together (like I mean in the same room, spending time…

OMG I just noticed the side eye happening on these scales of justice AND I LOVE IT.

This past summer, I was studying outside a coffee shop. A couple sat in a table behind me. I recognized the girl from seeing her around school and attending an event she helped organize. I gathered from the conversation that it was a first date and they had met online. They began to discuss books and her date-pal…

A bookcase full of Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palaniuk

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf, liking Dave Matthews Band, dirty dishes in his sink, and considering Infinite Jest his favorite novel (no one actually reads a book that has that many footnotes).