“My Cheez Doodles, who wish to remain anonymous, have corroborated these innuendos.”

Seaman spread his seed.

Announcer ruled “golazo.” That judgment is final.

I interpreted it to mean it’s not in her character to follow Arya, just like Arya told Ned “That’s not me” when he encouraged her to pursue more traditionally feminine pursuits. Nymeria is wild, just like Arya.

It’s obvious who’s really screwing them over. I’m sure Trump will help people understand that, not only are Hillary, Obama, and the media responsible for their high premiums, but they’re the reason diseases exist in the first place.

I, for one, wanted to see Arya lead a pack of wolves into Winterfell, so that was disappointing. Maybe next week.

“Look, it’s not my fault the Democrats are obstructing your arteries.”

Next season, I hope the park faces a budget crisis, and the robots have to be replaced by the ones from the Duracell commercials.

“No, obviously I’m the one who needs to look into a gym membership!”

Never stop never forgetting

There is nothing wrong with complimenting a woman’s beauty if that woman is your wife or girlfriend.

It’s a tradition, like constantly talking about how much you love bacon or wearing an American flag tie to work.

Sleep peaceful, old wanderer.

Not too many of those around these days. The snowflakes have melted away.

Shit isn’t just a condiment. That’s a shitburger, pal.

That carpet masks stains really well. I spilled some redrum on mine. Barely noticeable.

They should team up for the Tagalong Title.

Stories like this are why I love/hate living in Memphis.

I dunno, a lot of buttholes go to steakhouses.