All the “too soon” people need to fuck right the fuck off. Not your life, not your grief, not your business.

This is my masterpiece.

It was gratuitous, certainly, but in retrospect the focus on Theon was misplaced. In the end it was much more of a character-defining moment for Sansa. SPOILERS: She got her vengeance and closure, not Theon. After all she was the one who stood watching as dogs tore Ramsay apart. I’m not saying the whole thing isn’t…

Waiting for gif of Randy Johnson pitch as NESN logo flies by.

More like Russian col-losin’ amirite

Andromeda taught me a lesson about preordering. I still plan to play it eventually, but it’s been sitting on the shelf since reviews dampened my enthusiasm and other great games have come out. Could have waited and saved myself $40.

Andromeda taught me a lesson about preordering. I still plan to play it eventually, but it’s been sitting on the…

Can we just take the hundreds of thousands of people who liked that tweet and shoot them into outer space?

Nothing about this condones violence. It’s offensive for you to even suggest that. The President is well within his right to chokeslam the media.

What torrent sites? Asking for a friend.

What torrent sites? Asking for a friend.

Blockbuster rental

White House response TBD, pending race of shooter.

Looks like he ate the dog, too.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

I’d watch Kristen Bell watch paint dry. I’m sure she’d make it fun somehow.

Sheriff Gonna Killya

“Samantha Hoopes? More like Samantha Basketball Rings amirite?”

He would claim prima nocte

Can we speak Lavar Ball out of existence?

When it’s slowed down 800%, it’s actually quite ethereal.

It’s okay, everyone. He’s just going deep for his next major role, in which plays a retired actor.