Nothing captures the joyous angst and boredom of growing up in the ‘90s better than this video.

Boom, roasted!

1. Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals, Meddle

What the Warriors owe Donald Trump, especially in light of yesterday’s events, is not shooting him. That’s about it.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

While the sea levels are rising gradually, we’re already drowning in stupidity.

Pictured: Herbs

Suspect is not hatless. I repeat, not hatless.

Nah, LeBron, Westbrook, Paul George, and the Ghost of George Mikan to the Lakers.

Congrats to the Warriors, an excellent basketball team. Congrats to Kevin Durant, an excellent basketball player.

I switched my motto, ‘stead of sayin’ fuck tomorrow, that buck that bought a bottle coulda struck the lotto.

We used to do this one when we played two-hand touch. We would mime flipping newspaper page before dropping it. No one reads newspapers anymore...

The simplest explanation: the reporter had just said “under oath” and those words occupied a huge chunk of his short term memory/vocabulary.

“Red Tube: Wouldn’t you rather jack off for 90 minutes?”

Best? Definitely a strong case, although I think last season was more consistently great.

“It’s important to note that a floppy disk seems to be involved in this discovery.”

And here’s Channing Frye in a weird ass YouTube sketch a friend of a friend made a long time ago:

More accurate and appropriate: