Counterpoint:

Wow, how many cases does Lisa Bloom juggle at one time? Does she sleep?

I feel compelled to defend Lindelof on the strength of this show alone. Last night’s finale has been widely hailed as a masterpiece, and Lost snark finally needs to die.

Now that’s how you stick the landing. Lindelof finally learned to elevate character over plot gimmicks. Let the mystery be, indeed.

Because Lost was a long time ago and The Leftovers was awesome.

Not to be overly technical, but WONDER WOMAN IS NOT FUCKING AMERICAN! Other people exist, in both in the real world and fictional ones. Next, Dunkirk will be criticized for not featuring American contributions to WWII.

The video doesn’t do this moment justice without the player’s undoubtedly high-pitched screaming at the game.

We need to step on their fucking throats when we’re back in power. The high road gets you nowhere with these shitheels.

Seriously. Let’s be realists.

Whitlock is the black Kathy Griffin.

Dishonorable mention for the Clippers’ new mascot. As Vince Staples’ epic tweet storm put it, “4th in the west and we out here off brand fruit loopin.”

More likely that it’s still all about Obama. The world is Obama’s bed, and Trump is pissing all over it.

I was with you til Middleditch. He’s solid on Silicon Valley, but his improv on Comedy Bang Bang is fantastic.

It definitely marks the moment Donald Trump became a certified villain in the history books of the future.

Pretty sure “Snow globe cupcakes” is an alt-right term for people opposed to destroying the planet.

Even if he did a decapitation photo shoot, it would be with a faceless mannequin.

Je suis Cornholio!

Great tune! Have you heard the covfefer version?

“I’m going to covfefe in my mind,” to quote the great James Tayrmele.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.