Looks like he ate the dog, too.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

I’d watch Kristen Bell watch paint dry. I’m sure she’d make it fun somehow.

Sheriff Gonna Killya

“Samantha Hoopes? More like Samantha Basketball Rings amirite?”

He would claim prima nocte

Can we speak Lavar Ball out of existence?

When it’s slowed down 800%, it’s actually quite ethereal.

It’s okay, everyone. He’s just going deep for his next major role, in which plays a retired actor.

Nothing captures the joyous angst and boredom of growing up in the ‘90s better than this video.

Boom, roasted!

1. Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals, Meddle

What the Warriors owe Donald Trump, especially in light of yesterday’s events, is not shooting him. That’s about it.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

While the sea levels are rising gradually, we’re already drowning in stupidity.

Pictured: Herbs

Suspect is not hatless. I repeat, not hatless.

Nah, LeBron, Westbrook, Paul George, and the Ghost of George Mikan to the Lakers.

Congrats to the Warriors, an excellent basketball team. Congrats to Kevin Durant, an excellent basketball player.