More likely that it’s still all about Obama. The world is Obama’s bed, and Trump is pissing all over it.

I was with you til Middleditch. He’s solid on Silicon Valley, but his improv on Comedy Bang Bang is fantastic.

It definitely marks the moment Donald Trump became a certified villain in the history books of the future.

Pretty sure “Snow globe cupcakes” is an alt-right term for people opposed to destroying the planet.

Even if he did a decapitation photo shoot, it would be with a faceless mannequin.

Je suis Cornholio!

Great tune! Have you heard the covfefer version?

“I’m going to covfefe in my mind,” to quote the great James Tayrmele.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

If history has proven anything, it’s that assholes stop being assholes when they achieve success.

“Yeah, but...”

Can’t you just fail her and hold her back another year?

8 million tourism jobs, eh? Well don’t worry, those 80,000 coal jobs probably balance that out.*

Well that does it. He’s a shoo-in now. Republicans will love this shit. Soon, this maneuver will be known as the “beat up a journalist bump,” and it will become a staple of Republican campaigns.

Don’t forget about the Bundesliga. Bayern Munich is the most equal team of all.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

With a sprinkle of BJ Novak

“An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.”

His agent, Levi Ballenstein.

Well, that was the last straw. Goodbye, cruel world.