It feels like Louise Mensch and her Twitter ilk are starting to sound like religious nuts who try predict the Rapture over and over again. But I want to believe ...

This is the big one! I’m cumming, Elizabeth!

THIS will be what brings him down. A lot of those folks who wanted two scoops are sharpening their knives as we speak.

Heck owns in squash

Too bad H.E. Double-Hockeysticks only goes solo.

Classic ESPN-style move, promoting power conference chalk over the cinderella. I had Boats going all the way, and he made you all look like fools.

Rabbi’nem

The fascinating intersection of religion, technology, and menstrual blood. What a world we live in.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Fuckin Shaq tried to say Ginobili hit Harden’s head. How the fuck is that guy on TV?

Why would Trump take Obama’s warning seriously? To him, “Not a fan of Mike Flynn” just means “He said some very unfair things about me!”

Don’t worry, the self-made, self-distributed documentary “Lonzo: God’s Son” will be coming out in time for his NBA debut.

ZO2 e-swish-ions are an O-zone buster.

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

Why are they $495? Because he’s three times as good as Lebron, duh.

Blind Side 2: Aggressive Uberoo

At least she wasn’t riddled with Pujols.

BOLLARD WALL!

I’m not saying gregarious people can’t be misogynistic, but he doesn’t show any qualities of a misogynist. Why make assumptions and project qualities onto him beyond the decent, affable person he seems to be?

He was on a misogynistic show 20 years ago. That doesn’t make him a misogynist for life. People grow up, and he seems like a genuine and gregarious guy now.