This is every televised sporting event. Pretty sure there is a designated cameraman at every college football game whose sole job it is to find zero in on hot girls in the crowd.

And looks like Animal.

Between owning this excellent dog and beefing with mascots, this dude seems to be making the most of life. Well done, tall goof.

Judge Dong and his Hung Jury

Guys, we have to remember that even goons like Alex Jones are real people with real proBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

“What’s a severe head injury?”

No, it didn’t ...

You win.

I’m sad about many of the names on this list but will not miss Kanell. Also fitting that the hottest taker has the most bitter reaction. As horrible as it is to lose your job, most others seem to be showing perspective and taking it in stride.

They shouldn’t go Russian into any rash decisions like that.

Their 3-point shooting was awful. They need more Marx-men. 

That was a sublime individual performance in which Olajuwon thoroughly outplayed David Robinson one on one. In this case, Westbrook didn’t come out of the series looking any less like the MVP. If you don’t think individual awards mean anything, that’s your opinion, but Westbrook is a totally deserving MVP, regardless…

Fuck getting out of the first round. He’s the MVP for dragging the rest of that crapstack into the Playoffs.

The criticism that James Harden plays to draw fouls isn’t new, but it remains 100% true. According to the way the game is called, that supposedly makes him “crafty,” but holy shit is it brutal to watch. The NBA needs to put its foot down on players initiating contact with unnatural movements. Superstars or not, refs…

Not pictured: Micropenis.

The fact that he dragged his shitty ass team into the playoffs through his own sheer will is impressive enough. It’s an individual regular season award, not a guess at whose team will make it farthest in the playoffs.

No Grizzlies/Spurs coverage? That was easily the best game of the playoffs so far.

+1 little fight and my ex got scared

I’m sure he’s a scrappy, blue collar abuser.

I would say “C U Next Thursday,” but he’s off the air.