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The Wizard of Loneliness
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Fuckin Shaq tried to say Ginobili hit Harden’s head. How the fuck is that guy on TV?

Why would Trump take Obama’s warning seriously? To him, “Not a fan of Mike Flynn” just means “He said some very unfair things about me!”

Don’t worry, the self-made, self-distributed documentary “Lonzo: God’s Son” will be coming out in time for his NBA debut.

ZO2 e-swish-ions are an O-zone buster.

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

Why are they $495? Because he’s three times as good as Lebron, duh.

Blind Side 2: Aggressive Uberoo

At least she wasn’t riddled with Pujols.

BOLLARD WALL!

I’m not saying gregarious people can’t be misogynistic, but he doesn’t show any qualities of a misogynist. Why make assumptions and project qualities onto him beyond the decent, affable person he seems to be?

He was on a misogynistic show 20 years ago. That doesn’t make him a misogynist for life. People grow up, and he seems like a genuine and gregarious guy now.

This is every televised sporting event. Pretty sure there is a designated cameraman at every college football game whose sole job it is to find zero in on hot girls in the crowd.

And looks like Animal.

Between owning this excellent dog and beefing with mascots, this dude seems to be making the most of life. Well done, tall goof.

Judge Dong and his Hung Jury

Guys, we have to remember that even goons like Alex Jones are real people with real proBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

“What’s a severe head injury?”

No, it didn’t ...

You win.

I’m sad about many of the names on this list but will not miss Kanell. Also fitting that the hottest taker has the most bitter reaction. As horrible as it is to lose your job, most others seem to be showing perspective and taking it in stride.