They shouldn’t go Russian into any rash decisions like that.

Their 3-point shooting was awful. They need more Marx-men. 

That was a sublime individual performance in which Olajuwon thoroughly outplayed David Robinson one on one. In this case, Westbrook didn’t come out of the series looking any less like the MVP. If you don’t think individual awards mean anything, that’s your opinion, but Westbrook is a totally deserving MVP, regardless…

Fuck getting out of the first round. He’s the MVP for dragging the rest of that crapstack into the Playoffs.

The criticism that James Harden plays to draw fouls isn’t new, but it remains 100% true. According to the way the game is called, that supposedly makes him “crafty,” but holy shit is it brutal to watch. The NBA needs to put its foot down on players initiating contact with unnatural movements. Superstars or not, refs…

Not pictured: Micropenis.

The fact that he dragged his shitty ass team into the playoffs through his own sheer will is impressive enough. It’s an individual regular season award, not a guess at whose team will make it farthest in the playoffs.

No Grizzlies/Spurs coverage? That was easily the best game of the playoffs so far.

+1 little fight and my ex got scared

I’m sure he’s a scrappy, blue collar abuser.

I would say “C U Next Thursday,” but he’s off the air.

I’m a pogbapologist. I defend Pogba and have no regrets about my collection of wicked slammers.

Keith Hernandez was innocent!

National Lampoon’s “Worldstar!”

Who else is going to pad the Thunder’s stats? They’d be one of the worst teams in the league without him.

Press conference game has been strong this postseason.

“I told you Harden was the MVP.”

Jogging backwards while flipping the bird > patting your head while rubbing your belly.

Talk about ground strokes! At least there was no deuce.

That’s quite a long rally.