Not to mention 35.7% of Americans are considered obese, and risk of heart disease is at an all-time high.

“sometimes the women are past their sell-by date ...”

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Well that escalated quickly. I think OP just wanted to know what good alternatives there are for iOS. I’m also curious.

A more truthful routine would be just standing there staring for a full minute before sitting on the ground with your face in your palms and ultimately lying in the fetal position, totally impotent and overwhelmed.

The ultimate keeper. Stashed for life without the possibility of parole.

It shouldn’t Holocaust these kids anything to attend.

My God, look at what’s happening to our children!

Hot takes come from her wherever.

If this is anything like his previous initiatives, I’m sure it will be handled very, very smoothly and go over really, really well.

Sure, the big block into the seventh row always gets the oohs and ahs, but keeping it in play is the more fundamental move.

Hell is the future. The future is hell.

Yeah, WWF got a little too kid-friendly for a while, and Hulk Hogan was always a snooze. Still, you had moments like Papa Shango putting a voodoo hex on the Ultimate Warrior. Or Jake the Snake interrupting Macho Man’s in-ring wedding and having his literal snake bite him.

Wrestling has always been bonkers and campy as hell. That’s what’s so great about it.

“... if God is willing.”

That sentence just got debacled.