Lavar Ball would’ve tried to block it.

This just seems like bad business to me. Then again, I really don’t get expensive wine either. Box of Franzia will do me just fine.

Was this joke a product of a “people killed by avalanche” search? No judgment.

Now that he’s in striking distance, he’ll probably go ahead and get 20+ assists next game, just because.

I’m already seeing articles with titles like “Where does this UNC team stand among the greats?” Fucking nowhere!

Used to be my favorite sport, but it’s borderline unwatchable these days.

A more accurate recap than you’ll see anywhere else. That game was pure trash, and this is how it should be remembered.

Much like Roberto Baggio’s PK, that bicycle kick will haunt him forever.

I want in on this t-shirt pun money.

Being pranked: 5 stars.

:(

There was light incidental contact to the face and she grabbed her throat like she’d been throttled. That was some soccer-level shit.

Hell yeah, that ruled.

+1/2 the battle

That WAS his likeness. He should be glad they didn’t go with this:

You know there are people out there condemning this dude who would still watch it the minute it’s released. If you watch sex tapes of non-consenting people, you are a complicit sleazebag.

The Westbrook move would be to dunk all over them (fire them).

Thank the fucking lord that 30-footer with 7 seconds left went in. Imagine all the Colin Cowherds of the world lining up tomorrow with their hot takes if he’d missed.