Yeah, and Bill Buckner wanted to catch that ground ball. History says you can shove your good intentions right up you ass.

My hipster opinion: Link’s Awakening is the best. Totally bizarre and awesome. I probably played through that shit 10 times on family road trips.

Jalapeño or GTFO, ya snowflakes!

What the hell does that mean??

It actually fits if you read Mike Shirt’s responses in Kenny Powers’ voice.

I saw it and the whole game was kind of a farce. Celtics were up 22-3 and it was never close. Saying that inevitably qualifies as a hot take, but it was about as unimpressive as 70 points can be. Which, I get, is still quite impressive.

We’ll bang when I’m done with Zelda, okay?

Thanks for the reassurance. I was questioning my preorder after all the mixed responses, but I’m sure most of it is inevitable backlash given the hype. A lot of people still bitter about ME3's ending have been waiting to take their shots.

I know you’re joking, but I’m still gonna say Season 1 Prezbo.

Pro tip: pre-rip your underwear, kid.

That’s his ceiling, for sure. But he’s probably destined to slap the floor at the community center.  

On the plus side, it leads to less time working for free.

Should have stopped after paragraph 1. He’s sharing a personal story related to healthcare. Please explain how a discussion about immigration, which is being constantly litigated elsewhere, would have enhanced this article.

It’s a fact that comes surging into my head often and it hasn’t gotten any less insane.

Brutal first round matchup for Boats Botes, but if he(?) can get past Fox Teats he’s a solid bet to make it to the Final Four as a 14-seed.

Cinderella, put on your slippers.

I’ve just got minor flurries here.

Ollie bouncing up from that face plant should be the “hang in there” of gifs.