Being pranked: 5 stars.

:(

There was light incidental contact to the face and she grabbed her throat like she’d been throttled. That was some soccer-level shit.

Hell yeah, that ruled.

+1/2 the battle

That WAS his likeness. He should be glad they didn’t go with this:

You know there are people out there condemning this dude who would still watch it the minute it’s released. If you watch sex tapes of non-consenting people, you are a complicit sleazebag.

The Westbrook move would be to dunk all over them (fire them).

Thank the fucking lord that 30-footer with 7 seconds left went in. Imagine all the Colin Cowherds of the world lining up tomorrow with their hot takes if he’d missed.

Yeah, and Bill Buckner wanted to catch that ground ball. History says you can shove your good intentions right up you ass.

My hipster opinion: Link’s Awakening is the best. Totally bizarre and awesome. I probably played through that shit 10 times on family road trips.

Jalapeño or GTFO, ya snowflakes!

What the hell does that mean??

It actually fits if you read Mike Shirt’s responses in Kenny Powers’ voice.

I saw it and the whole game was kind of a farce. Celtics were up 22-3 and it was never close. Saying that inevitably qualifies as a hot take, but it was about as unimpressive as 70 points can be. Which, I get, is still quite impressive.

We’ll bang when I’m done with Zelda, okay?

Thanks for the reassurance. I was questioning my preorder after all the mixed responses, but I’m sure most of it is inevitable backlash given the hype. A lot of people still bitter about ME3's ending have been waiting to take their shots.

I know you’re joking, but I’m still gonna say Season 1 Prezbo.