Pro tip: pre-rip your underwear, kid.

That’s his ceiling, for sure. But he’s probably destined to slap the floor at the community center.  

On the plus side, it leads to less time working for free.

Should have stopped after paragraph 1. He’s sharing a personal story related to healthcare. Please explain how a discussion about immigration, which is being constantly litigated elsewhere, would have enhanced this article.

It’s a fact that comes surging into my head often and it hasn’t gotten any less insane.

Brutal first round matchup for Boats Botes, but if he(?) can get past Fox Teats he’s a solid bet to make it to the Final Four as a 14-seed.

Cinderella, put on your slippers.

I’ve just got minor flurries here.

Ollie bouncing up from that face plant should be the “hang in there” of gifs.

Say wha? Down 20 at the half.

By resting their whole team?

This seems like a game the Warriors might want to try moderately hard to win, but what the fuck do I know. Go Spurs.

Forget Cleveland, Earth is Lebron’s market.

“And put her someplace no one could ignore.”

“If only more players had bad sports dads to teach them how to act like bad sports men.” - George Karl

Counterpoints:

Seconded. If the younger brother sets the couch on fire, the older brother is punished for not having a fire extinguisher on hand.

How many are there besides Randy and Dennis?

Sorry, you’re gonna have to wait until 2018 for him to announce that it’s still not close to finished.

Boogie with the soft fadeaway. I prefer Latrell Sprewell going straight to the rack: