You’re right. Or else there’s going to be a new bottom every week.

Rock bottom? No way. He’s going to keep digging.

How to tie shoes in 1 second:

Cameron Payne played an indepensable role for the Thunder as Westbrook’s affable lil buddy who made him laugh sometimes. They expect Dougie McBuckets to fill that void?

This is the kind of story the Breitbart crowd needs to see but never will.

RIP Annika Sörenstam

Two eyes. Two I’s. II. The Twin Towers. 9/11 was an inside job.

Tip for Magic Johnson: Lakers should win lottery and get #1 pick in the draft. That would be the best pick to get. If not #1, try to get #2.

We used to play this in gym and called it “prisonball.” Did not have line formations though. The Japanese really have us beat on the discipline thing.

Not as Jazzed as Gordon Hayward! That’s it for me. Good night, folks!

Not sure, but it used to mean “I have a giant zit. Don’t take my picture.”

Fun with ctrl + f

He’s the kind of President who drives you to drink alone.

They’re shameless, spineless sociopaths. There is no bottom for them.

You don’t know how leaky you are, boy.

It makes no sense for Republicans to investigate Republicans.

The metaphor America asked for.

Still too soon

R-Remember ... when you, um, tried to ban M-Muslims from entering the country? That was awesome ...

Good thing Betsy DeVos is here to educate the populace and rid us of our civic ignorance.