U.S. History books will refer to this as the So Fucking Dumb Era.

Can’t wait to watch the eWarriors play the eWarriors in the Finals.

He did say “a bad high school student,” so he’s probably right.

This is what comes of white supremacism.

*mumbles into megaphone*

STECK TAH SPAHTS!

Update: He had another block on Aldridge a couple minutes later!

Also, maybe when you’re up 16, don’t drop back and pass on 3rd and 1 when your running back is averaging 9 ypc.

No. This is ruined now.

Only thing that would have pleased Trump more tonight is a terrorist attack, which he appears to be openly hoping for now.

Dear Abyss: Just fucking swallow me already.

Can we get a blurry sad Jordan on that second one?

Outstanding shoestring tackle by Tom Brady. The Patriots are in terrific shape heading into halftime.

“... who voted for Donald Trump” should be like “Jr.” for anyone who’s on record as having voted for Donald Trump.

“Great, now liberals are trying to ruin football. Back in my day, you’d just rub some dirt on it and get your ass back out on the field!”*

“Obama’s wars.” Remind me, what wars did Obama start?

Babe ... I got you, babe ... I got you ba—*engulfed by nuclear fireball*

President Bannon has abolished hygienic standards.

Steve Bannon looks like the owner of a comic book store that only carries Frank Miller.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy whose three bitter divorces took their toll. Because he is.