Summary: “The blacks love me.”

I’m pretty sure that’s the opposite of what he’s saying. “I’m a positive person. I throw fooball” is sticking to sports.

That’s true in Iraq and Syria. Not in Canada.

If anyone was shouting Allahu Akbar (“God is good”), it was probably praying in fear for their life.

Thanks, but in protest of the #MuslimBan I graciously decline this internet. We all lost this weekend.

Such a tragedy. This is the kind of senseless violence we are trying to avoid in this country. Who knows what might happen to Muslim refugees in America if Mr. Trump hadn’t generously turned them away?

I agree with the first part.

The New Colossus - Emma Lazarus

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

These mini meltdowns seem to happen every year. They still play in the East, right?

I know this gif has been posted a million times, but it’s how I feel every minute of the day now:

Especially when you add thousands of people laughing and jeering, it’s hard to rise to the occasion.

The lesson is, never try.

That celebration is called “refusing the airplane spoon.”

Their favorite sports, golf and MMA, don’t feature redistribution of the ball.

#factinafool

Dear Dennis,

Just remind these jackbooted thugs they went 1-15. Harder to aim with paper bags on their heads.

I took some solace in the end of Aziz Ansari’s monologue on SNL: