Don’t listen to these libtards, Curt. It’s definitely him.

I’m taking the under on four years.

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Dribbling.

If that dog were white, he’d be considered a scrappy Matthew Dellavedova-type. Fuck racism.

More like Saadbadass amirite

Getting from essentially half court to the rim in three strides is insane whether he dribbled the ball or not.

He’s basically a cartoon.

Also, Hitler preferred # 2.

There were actually seven hookers in the hotel room before Craig James arrived.

Keith Tkachuk was one of the most fun names to say. Family is dumb for dropping the alliteration.

Is there anything Porzingis can’t do?

tl;dr

Don’t worry, 2018 will be here soon enough:

Props to Doug Stanhope for still being alive.

If they’d tackled Hurts on that scramble, there’s no way Alabama doesn’t win the game.

Aw, I was expecting a little more. More fun when it’s dudes with popped collars.

Because fuck Alabama, that’s why. But also because this is the rule: The ball is spotted at the two yard line if the previous spot is on or inside the 17 yard line and outside the two yard line and the spot of the foul is on or inside the two yard line.

Don’t have the audio of Bama broadcast, but here’s a pic from inside the booth:

You missed the Battle of the Bastards.