Classic Madden strategy.

It’s nice seeing Nick Saban marginally sadder than usual instead of marginally happier than usual.

Has this been Sad Jordaned yet?

I’ve punched a hole in the wall over goddamn Madden. Colin Cowherd and Darren Rovell didn’t say anything cuz I’m white and “passionate.”

As they say, a kick in the nuts is still a step forward.

And then we go and do something like this and totally redeem ourselves!

Ah, you’re right. My B.

No, it’s basketball. Can’t touch the ball til you’ve established two feet inbounds. In football, the rule is you can’t be the first person to touch the ball if you step out, regardless of whether you establish both feet.

He also hadn’t established both feet in bounds before touching the ball.

Clearly, the cucking of America will continue under Trump. Sorry, Breitbart.

Am I missing something here? I see two different pictures of different mothers holding their different children differently in different places.

No you won’t.

This article just made me drop and do twenty push-ups. Bookmarking it, will read again tomorrow.

I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades than spend one more minute with you. 

lol we gay

Haven’t seen La La Land or Moonlight yet, but as of now Sing Street is my #1 of the year. Just a wonderful film.

Guess we’ll have to wait until New Years for his epically long annual announcement that, while the book is not close to publication, he is hard at work on having some pages. Also, he is just as disappointed as you are.

“I don’t C any issues here.”

At least it wasn’t held in Rikers for three years while awaiting this decision.

I can’t remember if it was this year or last year, but landing on Big E’s shoulders was pretty fun.