Think about it like being an actor or dancer. If you’re really good, you get more popular and eventually become one of the stars of the show. Having a title is most definitely an accomplishment to be proud of, albeit in a different sense than sports.

Would like to add that Kofi Kingston has done some of the absolute coolest shit ever to avoid getting eliminated at Royal Rumbles:

Snake: Bye!

I know someone whose dad killed himself after he was accused of embezzling from his company. That’s a selfish act. Ascribing a moral choice to suicide resulting from bipolar, schizophrenia, or (presumably in this case) severe depression related to CTE reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of mental illness.

60 points in 29 minutes LOL WTF

You can be white and still have ethnic resentment toward white people. I often have a problem with white privilege, but this is a pretty weak example. It’s one thing to say I wish there were more movies featuring people of color, but it’s silly to read some kind of “white ethnic” message into a film you haven’t seen.…

Why not both? I hate that your opinion is fodder for the “Liberals hate white people” mentality, but it’s certainly not helping. There’s a core resentment in pre-judging a movie you haven’t seen on the basis of race that goes well beyond your movie opinion and you know it. Meeting their ethnic resentment with your…

Memo to Colin Jost: THIS is why Democrats lost the election.

Thou shall always mock privileged undergrad bros who think their shit topical jokes are funny.

A butt division?

He washed his hands at the press conference.

“Diamont began using his mother’s maiden name when he began acting and modeling after an agent suggested that it was more ‘rhythmical’, but in fact because it was less obviously Jewish sounding.”

Only one game can make Christmas great again:

That was kinda sad. I much prefer the IDGAF moxie of this guy:

Have you seriously never watched him play? His handle is the best in the league, he gets to the rim constantly, and he finishes with ridiculous finesse. His defense is underrated, and as far as “all-around basketball skill” — what the fuck are you even talking about?

He’s a lot like Rain Man, but for everything.

Yeah well your asteroid celebrated prematurely and veered off course, so joke’s on you.

Cheap stocking stuffer:

Fuck you, Lars! Napster 4 Life!

I didn’t have the stamina to make it past Reload.