Someone please make a candle of this to sell on Etsy:

When the Levy breaks

The fun mascot is a half-decayed fox. “Chaos Reigns on Thursday Night!”

Yeah, he made a rookie mistake. He way also kinda annoying. I think the bears would cotton to me more.

I’m not just moving to Canada, I’m going full Grizzly Man.

Come on, man, Penny was 1st Team All-NBA before injuries derailed his career.

Shouldn’t have picked one of the loser sciences. What even is a “environment”?

A lot of serial killers start with their parents. Just sayin’.

This is us reaching back.

I voted for Bernie in the primary, dumbass. But then I sucked it up and voted Hillary because I’m a grownup.

No, fuck you for pushing that “both cadidates are bad” nonsense. That’s why we’re in this situation.

Voter suppression is a real problem for Lord of the Rings cosplayers.

So that’s how they held Fournette to 3 ypc.

Don’t forget about Gallagher and The Nuge.

Can’t wait to throw a Mazel Tov cocktail party for Hillary Tuesday night.

All of his campaign’s denials about this one have got to be killing him. I hope he can’t contain himself at a rally: “Of course I smashed! Of course I smashed!”

What are you doing about the Trump voters in your life?

Who better than Joe Buck to make the legendary call: “The Cubs have won the World Series.”

Cut to Stephen A. Smith calling you a disgrace.