Good thing she ended up marrying an actual billionaire.

Should have practiced the perfect chest pass and showed off those fundamentals.

On the most recent SNL, Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway said, “Trump only did the deaf voice so deaf people could hear him.” And that was supposed to be a joke taking his awfulness ad absurdum. His shittiness can no longer even be exaggerated.

There is nothing crazier, more interesting, or more important than this election. Blame Peter Thiel for shutting down Gawker, but I’m happy to get my daily Trump bashing from Ashley here.

Why not go all the way?

“I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.”

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His sentence was commuted by JFK. Also the Cold War is over, and unless Trump starts WWIII, no court would ever be able to use it to convict someone. Even during WWII and the Cold War, convictions were overturned because they were deemed unconstitutional. Furthermore, none of this is even tangential to a President…

The Sedition Act also expired in fucking 1800 and is used historically as an example of how we hadn’t figured out our shit yet.

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

Well it’s official. The whole country is now the Jerry Springer Show.

At this point, the only honorable way for Republicans to back out is seppuku.

Very scandalous, especially what she wants to do with accessible healthcare’s pussy.

“Both candidates are equally terrible.” - A stupid person

What do you expect from a short-fingered vulvarian?

This is the prototype for the Trump cabinet: pathetic wingmen who vicariously get off on his sexual exploits.

Raping a child during the townhall debate would probably cost him a point or two in the polls.