Seriously? LeBron is renowned for this kind of behavior. How many times has he walked off the court without shaking hands? You’ll probably see it again after game 7.

A good director would have come back to this guy at the end of the game to catch the moment his heart stopped.

I’ve always known that as a “chode,” but I like “cheswick.” Sounds more dignified.

Taint that the truth.

If you’re just talking about basketball, it is definitely a compliment. Rodman was a monster.

I tried reading Harry Potter, but I’m not a British wizard so I chucked it. I only like stuff that speaks to who I am, an average American white guy with no special abilities.

Surprise, a make-up call! In games and between games, the NBA is all about making these subjective decisions that may or may not vaguely resemble fairness. The actual rules are meaningless.

Cleveland: Where winners need to be imported.

Nothing beats “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

“Who wants to sex Mutombo?”

Count me among those who love watching GS destroy LeBron. I’m rooting for blowouts.

He’s the only person who could trash talk Trump and make something rhyme with “orange” in the process.

Ali, Bomaye!

He really was The Greatest. There will never be another athlete like him. RIP

*cut to four-second parody of Witness*

Kyrie- 7/22 without being able to guard anyone on the floor - looked pretty sickly out there.

What a tremendous performance by Steven Curry and the San Francisco Warriors!

Think about it as throwing a 100mph sinker with your foot.

Seriously, try it sometime. On a lark, I thought I’d give a 30 yard free kick a go in rec league soccer. Needless to say, I completely embarrassed myself.