Steven Adams is the pale Roman Reigns.

“You’re with me, leather!”

Reminds me of a classic NBC ad for their re-runs: “If you haven’t seen it before, it’s new to you!”

Raps won in spite of some terrible ass defensive coaching in the 4th. What the fuck was Biyombo doing guarding Frye 24ft from the basket? How about putting your best rim protector at the rim and have Patterson guard Frye. Richard Jefferson isn’t going to kill you from three.

Is this an omen? If Orange Racist wins the Belmont Stakes, I will be concerned.

There has to be an underlying Jets/Giants, Mets/Yankees component to this, too, right?

It’s debatable, and I can prove it: Steph Curry is the best player in the world.

Conspicuously, 0 of the top 5 players are on the Raptors.

Without question. Just look at that picture perfect shooting form:

Seriously. I hope “poor reaction time” is on his scouting report.

I bet he's a lightweight, what with the healthy family values.

I’ve been conditioned to believe in sports karma, so I’m still amazed that his mid-shot celebration/trash talk has never backfired. He’s got such a good feel for the game that he actually knows, with certainty, that it’s going in. Hard to imagine this happening to Curry:

Sicknin’

Weird like a fox.

Why not barn owls? Barn owls are sick: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-how-dead…

English soccer announcers ranked:

Last one is a blatant red.

Yeah, he's pretty good, I guess.

Give me an acrobatic reverse layup with english over a dunk any day. For my money, this Jordan layup is the best ever. It’s impossible to figure out wtf happened in realtime.

For starters, her dad is the best basketball player in the world. My dad’s talents are ping pong and the accordion.